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WORMS!
Two songs of worms I would like to bring
This one's first, so to you I sing...

Did you ever see a hearse go by
And wonder what it's like to die?

I-ho, I-ho
I-ho, I-ho
How happy we shall be
Bum bum

They put you in a long black box
And then they cover you up with rocks.

I-ho, I-ho
I-ho, I-ho
How happy we shall be
Bum bum

The Worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
They eat your guts then spit them out.

I-ho, I-ho
I-ho, I-ho
How happy we shall be
Bum bum

And when your bones begin to rot
The worms are there but you are not.

I-ho, I-ho
I-ho, I-ho
How happy we shall be
Bum bum

The moral of this is very creative.
Don't get buried but be cremated.

I-ho, I-ho
I-ho, I-ho
How happy we shall be
Bum bum



This last song I sung as a child
Let it bend your ear for just a while...

Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
Guess I'll go eat worms!

Big, fat juicy ones.
Little greasy slimy ones.
How they tickle when they squirm!

First one's greasy.
Goes down easy.
Second one [gulp] sticks to my tongue!

Third one's rusty.
Forth one's dusty.
Fifth one tries to run!

BITE their heads off!
SUCK their guts out!
THROW their skins away!

That'll teach 'em
NOT to eat me
When I die some day!



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