SHANGRALA'S

OF WOMEN VS MEN!



Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa:

Half discovered, half wild, fertile and
naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe:

Well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain:

Very hot, relaxed and convinced
of her own beauty, inside and out.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece:

Gently aging, but still a warm and
most desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain:

With a glorious and all conquering past.



Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel:

Has been through war, doesn't make the same
mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada:

Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, a woman becomes like Tibet:

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous
spirit with a thirst for spiritual knowledge.



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran:

Ruled By Nuts.

WOMAN Was made from the rib of man. She was not created From his head to top him. Nor from his feet To be stepped upon. She was made from his side To be equal to him. From beneath his arm To be protected by him. And near his heart To be loved by him.

Send this to all the women
You know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men
Just to annoy them....

Remember You Don't Stop Laughing
Because You Grow Old, You Grow Old
Because You Stop Laughing :)

        

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