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RULES FOR US
CIVILIANS!

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - Kick their A!

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - Kick their A!

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran Kicks their A!

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces' or collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your A Kicked!

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an A-Kicking (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake.... and Kick their A!

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) passes by during a parade, get on your feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe A-Kicking!

8. 'Your mama wears combat boots never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would Kick your A!

9. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go Kick their A!

10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your A Kicked!

11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's A Kicked!

'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.'

'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.'

'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'

'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'

AND ONE MORE:

12. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish Kick Their A!

ONE LAST THING:

If you don't pass this on, guess what you deserve?

To Get Your A Kicked!

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,

ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

As Seen On A Bumper Sticker:
Pray For Obama: Psalm 109:8

Psalm 109:8 "May his days be few;
May another take his place of leadership"

AMEN!!