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>-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
This scorcher is from our friends Linda and Karen. So young
for such a talent! I am sure you will be amazed too! Check
this boy's art out here...
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>Directions
A friend was thinking about buying a new house in the country and asked
me to come out and look at it. We found the town, but we couldn't
locate the road. We drove over to city hall, where a community
get-together was going on, and asked around, but no one had heard of
the road. Even the policemen and fire personnel were stumped.
We went in to city hall and consulted a map, with no luck, until
finally one young man came to our aid. He pointed to the map, showing
us exactly how to get there. I thanked the young man and asked if he
was with the police or fire department.
"Neither," he replied. "I deliver pizzas."
-<>-
>Instant Cure
There was a nervous man whose imagination afflicted him with all kinds
of ills which never seemed to materialize.
One afternoon he staggered into the house. He was bent forward, and
tottering to a chair, and still curled into a half-moon shape, dropped
into it.
"Honey," he gasped, "it's come at last. There was no warning. All of a
sudden I found that I couldn't straighten up and couldn't lift my head."
When the doctor arrived and looked over the patient, the wife inquired,
"Is there any hope?"
"Well," the doctor said, "it will help a good deal if he can unhitch
the third buttonhole of his vest from the top button of his trousers."
-<>-
>Shopping with Mom
After a long day out, my mother and I stopped at our local grocery
store on the way home. I ran in to pick up just a few things, leaving
her in the car.
As I approached the checkout, I was surprised to find her standing
there, waiting for me.
"Mom," I said, "what are you doing here? I left the motor running."
"I know, dear," Mom replied, "and it's all right. I locked the doors."
-<>-
>Texas Vegetables
I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me
alone in a restaurant with my 10-month old nephew.
I said, "What do I do if he cries?"
She said, "Give him some vegetables."
It turns out that jalapeno is not his favorite.
-<>-
>Things a True Southerner Knows...
Only a True Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a
conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
- Only a True Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip
greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
- Only a True Southerner can show or point out to you the general
direction of "yonder."
- Only a True Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is ... as
in: "Going to town, be back directly."
- Only a True Southerner knows exactly when "by and by" is. They might
not use the term, but they know the concept well.
- Only a True Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of
solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken
and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a
real crisis, they also know to add a large peach cobbler!
- Only a True Southerner grows up knowing the difference between "pert
near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road"
can be 1 mile or 20.
- Only a Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old
ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, "Bless her heart"
and go your own way.
- Only a True Southerner knows that when somebody's "fixin" to do
something, it won't be long.
- Only a True Southerner knows how good a cold grape Nehi and cheese
crackers are at a country store.
- Only a True Southerner knows that there ain't nobody's biscuits like
Grandma's biscuits!!
- Only a Southerner knows a good dog is worth its weight in gold.
- Only a True Southerner knows that real gravy don't come from the
store.
- Only a True Southerner knows to never assume that the other car with
the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
- Only a True Southerner knows that you may wear long sleeves, but you
should always roll 'em up past the elbows.
- Only a True Southerner knows that rocking chairs and swings are
guaranteed stress relievers.
- Only a True Southerner knows that rocking chairs and swings with an
old person in them are history lessons.
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Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer
company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine
which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by
the department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the
questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank
you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the job to the other
applicant."
"And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct,"
asked the rejected applicant!.
"We have based our decision, not on the correct answers, but on the
question you missed," said the Department manager.
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
the rejected applicant inquired.
"Simple," replied the department manager. "Your fellow applicant put
down on question #5, 'I don’t know.' YOU put down, 'Neither do I.'"
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"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a FAX to my wife I'd be
home that night, and when I got into my room, I found my wife in
another man's arms. Why, Dad? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then he calmly said, "Maybe she
didn't get the FAX you sent?"
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We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV,
ROKU, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my Phone battery was flat, and to top it off, it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a pretty nice person.
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly
asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is
doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear.
What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room
302
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check
with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well.
Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and
her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.
God bless you for the good News."
The operator replied,
"You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells
me crap."
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A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony
$18 bills would be in some small 'hick' town. So, he got into his very
expensive new luxury car and off he went. After driving for a while,
he found a tiny town with a single store.
He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man
behind the counter. "Can you change this for me, please?" he asked.
The store clerk looked at the $18 bill for a short time, then smiled
and said to the man, "Ah reckon so, mister. Ya want two nines or three
sixes?"
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A
SCARF!'
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Three cowboys are about to be strung up for cattle rustling. The lynch
mob takes them to a tree at the edge of the Rio Grande. They put the
first cowboy in the noose, but he's so sweaty, he slips out, falls into
the river, and swims to freedom. They tie the noose around the second
cowboy's neck. He, too, slips out of the rope, drops into the river,
and gets away. It's the third rustler's turn. He looks at the mob and
says, "Could y'all do me a favor? Tighten that noose a bit, I can't
swim."
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Three men, an American, a Russian, and a Puerto Rican, are standing on
a bridge. The Russian removes a bottle of vodka from his coat, takes a
sip, and then throws the bottle over the bridge.
The Puerto Rican asks, "Why did you do that? That was perfectly good
bottle of vodka!"
The Russian replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."
The Puerto Rican doesn't want to be upstaged, so he removes a joint
from his pocket, takes a long puff, and then throws the rest of it over
the bridge.
The American exclaims, "Hey! What the hell did you do that for? That
was a perfectly good joint!"
The Puerto Rican replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."
Now, the American doesn't want to be upstaged, so he searches through
his pockets but he can't find anything. He looks around for a moment,
then grabs the Puerto Rican and throws him over the bridge.
The Russian exclaims, "What the hell did you do that for?"
The American replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."
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...LOL! Thanks LouiseA!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
You would think, if you had a 12-foot python as a pet, that
you would keep an eye on it, but apparently the conventions
of pet ownership in Texas are a little more relaxed than
elsewhere. Because just such a specimen managed to show up
in the tub of a startled Central Texas woman.
Police believe the African python slipped into the house of
Veronica Rodriguez when she left the back door open after
bathing her three household guinea pigs and putting the
critters in outdoor pens.
Rodriguez says she heard strange noises, returned to the
bathroom and discovered the snake crawling into the tub. She
called 911.
I didn't know guinea pigs needed baths, but if anything would
attract a python I would imagine three of them splashing
around in water would do it.
Animal control officers removed the snake, using a city trash
can as a temporary receptacle for the reptile, after which it
was returned to its owner.
No guinea pigs were harmed.
*-- Woman hands police chief booze receipt instead of license during
OUI stop --*
ARLINGTON, Mass. (UPI) - A 60-year-old Massachusetts woman
was arrested for operating under the influence for the
seventh time after she allegedly handed the police chief
a liquor receipt instead of her driver's license during a
traffic stop. Arlington Police Chief Frederick Ryan
reportedly saw Brenda Drinkwater driving the wrong way
through town while "another man was driving behind
Drinkwater repeatedly honking his horn and yelling at her
to stop," according to the Arlington Patch. Ryan also
observed Drinkwater forcing cars off the road, so he
pulled her over. "Approaching the car, the Chief asked
Drinkwater for her license and registration, and she
reached into her purse and handed him a credit card and
a receipt from a liquor store for a bottle of vodka,"
police said in a statement. "The Chief then saw an open
bottle of vodka on her passenger seat and could clearly
smell the odor of liquor on her breath." When Drinkwater
got out of her car, she was "extremely unsteady" and
failed "a number of sobriety tests." In addition to the
DUI charge, Drinkwater was also charged with operating
negligently as to endanger, drinking from an open
container while driving and failure to keep to the right.
*-- Woman charged with misuse of the 911 system after calling about
pizza sauce --*
GASTONIA, N.C. (UPI) - A North Carolina woman was arrested
and charged with misuse of the 911 system after she
allegedly called emergency dispatchers because she was
given a flatbread pizza that was made with marinara sauce
instead of pizza sauce. Bevalente Hall allegedly called
911 after Subway employees wouldn't refund the money she
paid for a "flatizza" pizza that was sauced incorrectly.
"It's terrible, and I got my receipt," the 37-year-old
says in the call. "And I told them I can't eat that kind
of sauce." In the 911 call, Hall says she wants report
the incident to investigators with Channel 9. "They made
my mom another sandwich without a problem, but say they
won't make me a sandwich," Hall said, the Gaston Gazette
reported. Hall's husband told Channel 9 that his wife
called 911 after being yelled at by an officer.
*-- Police: Drunk woman drove vehicle missing tire into jail lot --*
GAINESVILLE, Fla. - Police said a woman arrested on a
drunken driving charge allegedly drove her freshly crashed
vehicle, which was missing a tire, into a Florida jail
parking lot. The Gainesville Police Department said
Brielle Irene Watkins, 33, pulled her silver Ford Escape
into the Alachua County Jail parking lot and jail staff
noticed the vehicle had what appeared to be fresh crash
damage to its right side and was completely missing its
right rear tire, the Gainesville Sun reported Tuesday.
Jail workers contacted police, who determined Watkins
was showing signs of impairment. She was arrested after
failing a field sobriety test and police measured her
blood alcohol content at .222 and .215, nearly three times
the legal limit in Florida, the newspaper said. Watkins
was charged with driving under the influence and was being
held Monday afternoon at the same jail she drove up to.
The police report did not say how Watkins' car was damaged
or whether she knew she was driving onto jail property.
*-- British man's case of the hiccups surpasses two months --*
TUNBRIDGE WELLS, England - A 19-year-old British man who
came down with a case of the hiccups in November said he
has since hiccuped more than one million times with no
sign of stopping. Chris McKernan, 19, of Tunbridge Wells,
England, said his case of the hiccups started Nov. 20 and
he has since been hiccuping an average 25 times per minute
for a total of more than 1.4 million hiccups, the Mirror
reported Monday. McKernan said folk cures such as breathing
into a bag, sucking on a lemon and standing on his head
have failed to stop the hiccups, and doctors were left
baffled when acid relieving medications failed to stop
the ailment. "Everyone gets annoyed or laughs at me [when
I can't stop hiccuping]," McKernan said. "My girlfriend
doesn't seem to mind, but it would be better for everyone
if they went." The world record was set by Charles Osborne
of the United States, whose case of the hiccups lasted
from 1922 until 1990 and totaled an estimated 430 million
hiccups.
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60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant
gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won’t start; people in Chicago drive with
the windows down
32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan’s water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats;
people in Chicago throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat; people in Chicago
have the last cookout before it g ets cold.
0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in
Chicago are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out
their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago
let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get
frustrated because they can’t start ‘da car.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale); people in Chicago start saying, ‘cold ’nuff for ya?’
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series!
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Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask
questions...lots of questions. One day my wife finally had
it.
"Have you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?" my
exasperated wife asked.
"No," replied Terra.
"Well, there was a cat, and he was very inquisitive. And one
day, he looked into a big hole, fell in, and died!"
Wide-eyed, Terra whispered: "What was in the hole?"
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Contributed by someone named 'Fuzzy'
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.
During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what
the resurrection was.
Asking questions during children's sermons is crucial. Asking
children questions in front of a congregation can also be
very dangerous.
After the pastor asked the children if they knew the meaning
of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor
called on him And the little boy said, "I'm not sure, but I
know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four
hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
-<>-
On a family vacation one summer, we crossed Wyoming and
noted several historical points of interest. The children
were especially interested because they enjoyed the
computer game "Oregon Trail," which gives players a taste
of the hardships the pioneers endured. We stopped at the
famous South Pass to look at the wagon tracks still visible
in the dirt.
Squinting out over the desolate, wind-swept landscape, my
daughter nodded and said grimly, "This is where my oxen
always die."
-<>-
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created every-
thing, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially
intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of
Adam's ribs.
Later that day his mother noticed him lying down, curled up
on the floor as though he were ill. She said, "Johnny what
is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in
my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife!"
-<>-
[This one was sent by Jeff in Tucson...]
When I was around 4 years old, I was biting my nails pretty
badly and my mother showed me a picture of a child with a
very swollen belly due to malnutrition. "That will happen to
you if you keep biting your nails," she told me.
Later that week we were in the supermarket standing in line
at the checkout counter behind a lady who was obviously 9
months pregnant. I pointed to her and, in a very loud voice,
said, "We know what she has been doing don't we mummy?"
Have you ever seen your mother try to crawl under a cash
register and hide?
-<>-
[Here is one from reader Mandy Romig...]
My son is 12 years old and obsessed with Lord of the Rings.
A couple of months ago I went to the grocery store. When I
returned I asked him to put away the perishables. He dropped
into "Gollum-stance," quirked his head at me and hissed,
"The freshes?"
-<>-
[This joke is from long-time reader Pat Cash who wrote, "I
hope you aren't going to get a bunch of jokes that you have
printed over the years, mine included!"]
Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to
completely forget what that purpose was? Turns out, doors
themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses.
Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered
that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an
"event boundary" in the mind, separating one set of thoughts
and memories from the next. Your brain files away the
thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a blank
slate for the new locale.
Thank goodness for studies like this. It's not our age, it's
that stupid door!
-<>-
[One more, from reader Blaine Owens...]
Two old men were sitting together talking about the good old
days. Finally one old man sighed and said "What I miss the
most is playing golf. I know I can hit the ball just as good
as I ever could but my eyesight has gotten so bad now that I
can't see where the ball goes!"
The second old man says, "That's the one thing that I didn't
lose as I got older! I can still see like an eagle! Tell you
what, let's go to the golf course some day and I'll watch the
ball for you and tell you where it goes."
So they get together one day and go to the golf course. On
the first tee the first old man hits a great tee shot straight
down the middle of the fairway. Excited he asked the second
old man if he saw the shot.
"I sure did, that was a good shot!" said the second old man.
The first old man said, "Great! Where did it go?"
The second old man said, "I forgot."
-<>-
[The following groaners are from a reader named Buck...]
Q. Why did the hot dog and hamburger always win at the casino?
A. Because they were both on a roll.
Q. Why is a cat walking across a desert like Chrismas?
A. Because it has sandy claws.
Q. Why did the boy put jelly all over the door?
A. Because it was ajar.
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Height of Isolation: Two people sitting side by side using e-mails to
communicate with each other.
Height of Cowardice: Two persons fighting through e-mails.
Height of Helplessness: Receiving no e-mails for a week.
Height of Frustration: The email server being down.
Height of Carelessness: Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'
Height of Achievement: A person sending email to a girl wanting to
become friends and getting a reply.
Height of Timepass: A person sending email to himself.
Height of Expectation: Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing
them to win a match.
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The lower corner of screen has the words "Etch A Sketch" on it.
When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes.
You have to pedal it.
The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!"
The only chip inside came from a bag of Doritos.
When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling.
You catch a virus from it.
The screen frequently freezes and a message comes up: "Ain't it break
time, Chester?"
While running, it emits deafening calliope music.
It cyber-snickers at you.
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>-->FUN Places To Net Visit :)
Wild Bear Release
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bearrelease.html
Polar Bear!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/polar.html
Peek-A-Boo Panda!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/panda.html
Wild Bear Farm!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wildbearfarm.html
World's Largest Rodent!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/caplin.html
Endangered Wolf
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wolf.html
Great White Shark!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/greatwhite.html
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>From Our Friend Geniann :)
Finally a golf club for me
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ntuza-DB8xE
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...LOL! What's the point? Thanks Geniann!
Nice Purse!
http://safeshare.tv/w/KkkEFRtyiS
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...Oh My! Thanks Geniann!
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>From Our Friend PatDeE :)
Civil War Pictures
http://www.mikelynaugh.com/VirtualCivilWar/New/Originals2/index.html
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...Great Pics! Thanks PatDeE!
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>From Our Friend Wesley :)
510,000
http://tinyurl.com/mcww5pk
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...Wow! Thanks Wesley!
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>From Our Friend LouiseA :)
It's one of the most meaningful times in a wedding reception: the
mother-son dance. And for 20 seconds, it was a typical - but emotional
- moment between the groom and his mom. But then something happened
that made everyone's jaw hit the floor! You won't believe this
impressive wedding dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s4A5dWdOqA&feature=player_embedded
Although known locally, it was unknown to the outside world before
being brought to international attention in 1911 by the American
historian Hiram Bingham. Since then, Machu Picchu has become an
important tourist attraction. Most of the outlying buildings have been
reconstructed in order to give tourists a better idea of what the
structures originally looked like. The restoration work continues to
this day, with hundreds of thousands of tourists making the trip to
these ruins every year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Zk9J5xnTVMA
A Dutch TV-show challenged magician Hans Klok and the "Divas of Magic"
to do as many illusions as possible in 5 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HFilLZIDJak
A cat video to end all cat videos: Cat comes to the rescue of a child
being attacked by a vicious dog and runs the dog off before he can do
more damage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Opm9b2WDk&feature=player_embedded
You have to see what these three septuagenarians did! I'm not going to
spoil it, but I will just say: The King of Pop would be proud. You'll
absolutely adore this video - and you'll want to share it with your
friends and family.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIsLsDXXJUE&feature=player_embedded
This may be one of the funniest collections we've ever seen. Something
happens when people are stressed out during game shows... they just
don't think straight! Prepare yourself for a belly full of laughs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R7ghDhpCLKM
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...Excellent ones! Thanks LouiseA!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"The day after daylight savings time is the groggiest day
of the year because of monkeying with our clocks. But the
biggest waste of time about resetting your clocks is trying
to line up that little hole in the clock with the nail in
your wall." -David Letterman
"With Washington in the middle of a budget crisis, the White
House is facing criticism for spending $250,000 a year on
calligraphy. You can tell you're spending way too much money
on calligraphy when you spend ANY money on calligraphy."
-Jimmy Fallon
"A Washington state mother is accused of letting her 22-month-
old toddler smoke marijuana. When reached for comment the
toddler said, 'Hey, man, everybody chill out!'" -Conan O'Brien
"A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban
sodas larger than 16 ounces. How would the government try
to enforce something like that? It's not like Obama's got
a secret fleet of robotic aircraft circling over, watching
everything people do with little cameras." -Craig Ferguson
"When the cardinals are done selecting a new Pope, smoke
appears up the chimney. White smoke means a new Pope. Black
smoke means they have not reached a decision. Blue smoke
means the cardinals are making ribs." -David Letterman
"A new study found that humans started wearing clothes about
170,000 years ago. In fact, the first sentence ever spoken
was, 'Me look fat in this?'" -Jimmy Fallon
"A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your
grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, 'Cool, I
saved $380 this year!'" -Jimmy Fallon
"Food addicts are the people I feel sorriest for because
that's really hard. You need to eat. You don't need to do
drugs. Very hard for these people to quit. "I'm going cold
turkey... mmmmm turkey. Do not think about food... do not
think about food... do not... nuts..." -Craig Ferguson
"Researchers at Harvard say red wine can slow the aging
process. They say if you drink red wine, it can help you
look younger. And you can look even younger if you get the
other person to drink it." -Jay Leno
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