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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
August 4 is U.S. Coast Guard Day
August 5 is Work Like a Dog Day
August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is National Lighthouse Day
August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day
August 9 is Book Lover's Day
August 10 is Lazy Day and National S'mores Day
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>Humidity Sensor
The instructions and fine print in the manual for my new electronic
humidity sensor intimidated me, so I delayed setting it up.
Once I finally began, my fear was eliminated when I read the fifth hint
in the multi-page instruction manual, which stated: "Under no
circumstances should you let it get to you! It's only a computer like
device and you cannot screw it up unless you throw it out the window,
in which case it will not be under warranty!"
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>Novice Gardener
A novice gardener who was looking for some advice asked an experienced
farmer, "What would be good to plant in an area that gets very little
rain, has too much late afternoon sun, has clay soil and lies on a
rocky ledge?"
Replied the farmer, "How about a flagpole?"
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>Oven Cleaning
I had planned to clean my oven since something had boiled over in it.
However, before I had a chance to buy oven cleaner, my husband came
home with a frozen pizza for supper.
After a while, we saw smoke coming from the oven and the detector went
off.
"Oh! Is the pizza burning?" he asked.
"No" I replied, "the pizza isn't even in the oven yet."
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>Political Burden
One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother-
in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's
political weight around.
The mayor had instructed his policemen and other city officials to
treat him just like they would any other taxpayer.
The brother-in-law got a ticket for overtime parking. He immediately
descended in a fury on police headquarters, waving the ticket and
sputtering, "Hey, do you know who I am?"
The desk sergeant surveyed him calmly, picked up his telephone and
dialed the mayor's office. "Tell the mayor," he said to the secretary,
"that his brother-in-law is down here and can't remember his name."
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>Verb Tense
The teacher was giving a lesson on verb tenses to her second-grade
class, explaining the past, present, and future tenses.
"The past is what has already happened, such as eating your breakfast
and morning recess," she explained.
"The present is right now; what's happening at this moment. The next
tense is about what's going to happen. Does anyone know what we call
what's going to happen next?"
"I know" said one boy. "Lunch!"
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>YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A SMALL COUNTRY CHURCH WHEN...
~ People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were
bass or catfish.
~ People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.
~ The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the
offering," and five guys stand up.
~ Opening day of hunting season is recognized as an official church
holiday.
~ A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive
truck because: "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of!"
~ Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.
~ The choir group is known as the "O.K. Chorale."
~ The pastor wears boots.
~ Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.
~ There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.
~ Baptism is referred to as "branding."
~ There's a special fundraiser for a new septic tank.
~ Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
~ High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.
~ The final words of the benediction are, "Ya'll come back now, ya
hear."
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...TeeHee! Thanks LouiseA!
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>Church Bloopers
Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric girdles for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which
the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church
and community.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation
is invited to attend this tragedy.
Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to
follow.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the
side entrance.
Don't let worry kill you. The church can help.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come
forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24
in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their
school days.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every
kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
The cost of the Fasting and Prayer conference is $50. This
includes meals."
During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare
privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs
supplied our pulpit.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb
entertainment, and gracious hostility.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
get rid of those things not worth keeping around the
house. Don't forget to bring your husbands."
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...LOL! Thanks LousieA!
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>SMILES
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past a row
of empty shopping trollies when the trolley-girl standing there
called after him, "Excuse me, did you want a trolley?"
"No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing."
As he walked into the store, he heard her murmur, "Just like a man."
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It always makes me laugh:
Olle, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.
His fame grew, and, soon people from all over the country were coming to
him in Minnesota for paintings and formal portraits.
One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch
limo, while Olle was mowing the lawn. She asked Ole if he would paint
her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request.
The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay him
$50,000.
Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to
wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In
a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha.
I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll
have a place to wipe my brushes."
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If you marry someone ugly, you won't notice in 30 years.
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John went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book
called: "How to Master Your Wife".
Salesgirl said: "Our science fiction section is upstairs."
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Working on a small town ambulance squad, it was not uncommon
for me to stop at the supermarket to buy food for dinner
after a call. This one time the floor was wet from the newly-
installed produce sprayers. Down I went, hitting my head
hard. When I came to, the manager of the store was sitting
beside me telling me not to move, that he had called 911. At
the same time my pager went off and he asked, "What was that?"
I said "My pager. I'm 911."
He looked at me, shocked "Boy, you guys are fast!"
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...Oh My! LOL! Thanks LouiseA!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
When are we going to start teaching kids that war is not
the answer? Take, for example, an incident that happened
last year at a California high school where a group of
students were playing a "war game", specifically tug-of-war,
during a Spirit Week celebration.
During the "game" two teenagers had several of their fingers
ripped off!
The boy and girl, both under age 18, had stable vital signs
after undergoing hours of surgery. The teens lost four
fingers each from their right hand, and the girl also lost
the thumb on her left hand.
The rope was wrapped around the students' hands, and it
snapped, amputating their fingers. After the incident
officials said they will review all planned Spirit Week
activities "that could even possibly have a risk of going
wrong."
"I've never heard of anything like this happening," School
District Superintendent Nick J. Salerno said. "It's
unbelievable to me, it's shocking."
But things like this have happened before. In 2007, two
students at a high school in Parker, Colo., had their right
hands partially severed during a tug-of-war at a pep rally,
and in 2008, an 8-year-old girl nearly lost four fingers the
same way when her hand got tangled in a rope in Minnesota.
Meanwhile, in Miami woman was jailed on contempt charges
after giving a judge "the finger" during a drug possession
hearing, but at least she got to take her finger to jail
with her.
*-- Police officer surprised by monkey at traffic stop --*
ARANSAS PASS, Texas - A Texas police officer said a traffic
stop took a turn for the bizarre when he was attacked by
the motorist's monkey. Aransas Pass Police Officer Keith
Moore, 21, who joined the police department three months
ago, said he pulled over a truck for speeding Wednesday
and when he reached into the vehicle to hand the citation
to the driver, a monkey jumped up from the back seat and
attacked his hand, KRIS-TV, Corpus Christi, Texas,
reported Monday. Moore said it was difficult to explain
the situation to his supervisor. "My sergeant thought I
had initially got stung with a bee but it wasn't," Moore
said. "I ended up telling him when I was walking back that
it was a monkey that came out of nowhere." The incident
was caught on Moore's police-issue video camera. "He's got
a monkey and it attacked my hand. I'm not even kidding,"
Moore can be heard telling the sergeant on the recording.
Police said they determined the monkey was a professional
primate trained for appearances at carnivals and festivals.
The driver was not penalized for the attack on the
officer's hand.
*-- Ontario-owned liquor store criticized for teacher gift card ad --*
TORONTO - Ontario's state-run liquor store chain has drawn
criticism for an ad appearing to tell kids to give gift
cards for liquor to their teachers. Some parents said they
were shocked to see the advertisement on the website for
the Liquor Control Board of Ontario, which said to "thank
your teacher for a great year with an LCBO gift card" and
featured an image of a chalkboard marked with the letters
"ABC," The Toronto Star reported Tuesday. "Why target
children?" asked mother Jackie Allen, whose son, Jaden,
7, is finishing the first grade. "Since when is it OK for
kids to give liquor to their teachers?" LCBO spokeswoman
Heather MacGregor said the advertisement is meant to
appeal to parents seeking to get year-end gifts for their
children's teachers. "What we're doing with the ad is
encouraging parents who have already made the decision
to buy a gift for their son or daughter's teacher, to
consider looking at an LCBO gift card," she said.
MacGregor said minors can legally buy gift cards at the
store, but the ad is not meant to encourage the practice.
*--- Zach Galifianakis Not Involved in Giraffe Death ---*
PRETORIA, South Africa -- When we saw Zach Galifianakis
murder a giraffe by driving it under an overpass in the
last 'Hangover' movie, we all laughed because the very idea
is ridiculous. Of course, that movie wasn't set in Africa.
It wasn't so funny when a South African man did that very
thing in the capital of Pretoria. The moments before the
accident were caught on camera by a horrified fellow driver
who described hearing a loud crack. Engineer Thinus Botha
took the photo of the two giraffes after driving next to
the truck for half a mile. He decided to pull over to
capture the moment - and witnessed the gruesome accident
seconds later. South Africa's Society for the Prevention
of Cruelty to Animals told local media the giraffe has
since died and the truck driver could face criminal charges.
*-- Drunken woman attacks crew with prosthetic leg --*
EDINBURGH, Scotland -- A Thomson Airways flight from Tunisia
to Edinburgh was diverted to London after a drunken passenger
allegedly attacked crew members with her prosthetic leg. The
woman told the flight crew that she wanted "cigarettes and a
parachute." When they asked her to hush up, she allegedly
slapped a little girl and then started swinging with her leg.
"We were coming back from Tunisia when this lady kicked off.
She was off her face on drink," said witness John Smith. "She
slapped a young girl and then assaulted the cabin crew with
her prosthetic leg. They took it off her, but she started
kicking them with her good leg." The 48-year-old was subdued
and the pilot made an emergency landing in London. The woman
was removed by police for questioning. "It sounds funny, but
it was not a laughing matter at the time. It was serious. She
was totally drunk. It was pretty shocking," Smith said.
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>My Dog
He sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once
a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical
needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives
in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of
luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely
free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses
whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this ... and suddenly ... it hit me like
a ton of bricks ~
My dog is a CONGRESSMAN!!!
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...No doubt! LOL! Thanks PatDeE!
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>LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City
and I was 'fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to
use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate' so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but
her top is sooooo big she can only fasten eight!'
The teacher sat down and cried.
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...Oh My! HaHa! Thanks PatDeE!
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Coming out of the supermarket the other day, I saw a scary
sight. As a woman loaded groceries into her trunk, her
shopping cart began to roll away. The scary part? It was
heading straight for my car.
She ran after it, but was too late...the cart slammed into
my driver's side door. "How bad's the damage?" I called out,
running toward her.
"Bad," she said, gathering her groceries. "I broke at least
a dozen eggs."
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When the famous politician and orator William Jennings Bryan
(1860-1925) was a young man, he went to the home of the
father of his prospective wife to ask him for her hand in
marriage. Bryan was determined to impress the father by
quoting from the Bible, and he chose Proverbs 18:22: "He who
finds a wife finds a good thing, And obtains favor from the
LORD."
Bryan was unnerved when the father replied by quoting Paul:
"So then he that giveth her in marriage doeth well; but he
that giveth her not in marriage doeth better."
(1 Corinthians 7:38)
Bryan, never at a loss for words, said: "Yes, but Paul had
no wife and Solomon had 700. Therefore, I believe Solomon
ought to be the better judge as to marriage."
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After moving in to our new office space, I was given the
job of completing an Occupational Health and Safety report
about the building. I discovered that the building had been
built with no fire exit!
If a fire starts at the entrance, the only way out would be
to smash through the manager's office window. So I put these
comments down and submitted my report to the manager before
it got sent to head office.
In all seriousness he added the following comment to the
head office about smashing the window, "Please confirm that
this is an acceptable option by returning your approval."
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A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with
the horse's trainer. The trainer tells the jockey that this
is the worst horse he has in training. It has had 23 races
and finished last in every one of them. If it doesn't win
today the milkman will be using it for deliveries in the
morning.
The jockey mounts up and takes the horse down to the start.
The race begins and the horse is 30 lengths behind the pack
after only half a furlong! He gives the horse a great back-
hand on the rump.
Nothing.
He then gives him a series of sharp slaps on the shoulder.
Nothing.
He then gives him two wallops right on the hindquarters.
The horse comes to a sudden stop, turns to the jockey and
says, "Will you stop it with that whip! I have to be up at
four in the morning to deliver the milk"!
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My sister gave me a 13" TV for my birthday. She had gotten
it for free when she bought a used console TV for the
living room. The original owners said they didn't use the
13" TV much because it would shut off after a while. After
checking out the on-screen menu features, I found there
was a sleep timer set for 90 minutes!
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A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would
help him better understand the fears and temptations his
future congregations faced if he first took a job as a
policeman for a year. He passed the physical examination;
then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly
and wisely in an emergency.
Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to
disperse a frenzied crowd?"
He thought for a moment and then said, "I would take up a
collection."
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>Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win
10. Judges harshly critique your performance before you sing
9. Most of the votes you received? Wrong numbers
8. When you sing, that thing on Amy Winehouse's head starts
yelping
7. Producers refuse to tell you where the finale is being
held
6. Even Dick Cheney thinks what you do is cruel and inhumane
5. While talking to Ryan Seacrest, you nervously yell,
"No deal, Howie!"
4. Every time you hit a high note, your pants fall down
3. No number 3 -- writer playing Grand Theft Auto 4 on XBox
-- promises jokes tomorrow
2. Even Hillary admits you have no chance
1. You're so desperate, you skipped Paula and slept with
Randy
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>TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I
can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do
while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but
nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you
should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid
with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is
absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
--P. J. O'Rourke
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do at a red light?"
I said, "I don't know, look around, listen to the radio"
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in Las Vegas. One hundred and fifty-one. You know, shouldn't
that be an even number? Maybe I'm wrong." --Jay Leno
"In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the
class clown. The difference is, the class clown is the guy
who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian
is the guy who talked him into it." --Billy Crystal
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are
good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you
are a vegetarian." --Dennis Wholey
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for a parent to eavesdrop on their children's phone con-
versations without their consent. So the state is telling
parents they can't listen to "their" kids on the phone
they pay for. And of course, once the kid commits a crime,
who does the state blame? The parents." --Jay Leno
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